[NewMusicEvents] PornOrchestra Chamber Ensemble 3/11 at 21 Grand

[smariemont at pornorchestra.com]

The I Just Listen and Listen and Listen and Listen and Listen and  
Listen to the Music Show:
One Film, 12 Minutes, Infinite Scores
Sunday, March 11, 2007
8pm
21 Grand
416 25th St.
Oakland, California

$10 includes commemorative gift (until... until the commemorative  
gifts run out)

A reunion of the PornOrchestra Chamber Ensemble at the behest of Other  
Cinema, who wish to use the results of this performance in a product.

Yes.
We've been commissioned to score a (vintage) porno.

And this is your chance to watch how we do it.*

The PornOrchestra Chamber Ensemble is
Aurora vocals
Myles Boisen electric guitar
Jeff Hobbs reeds, brass and strings
Tom Scandura drums
David Slusser slussomatic
plus surprise guests

*Well, if you're 18 years old or older, that is. Vintage porno scoring  
includes one 12-minute black and white silent film and myriad episodes  
of squinting, rewinding, discussion, repetition, argument, unwelcome  
puns, repetition, vacant and protracted silences, doomed ideas,  
brilliance not captured due to technical difficulty, frequent breaks,  
snarky asides, caterwauling, heart-felt melodies created spontaneously  
by clinical strangers, repetition, adult beverages combined with  
desserts, never a good idea, and more rewinding. Audiences must be  
able to sit quietly without interfering in our, you know, process.  
Applause is not permitted. No unwelcome touching.

http://www.pornorchestra.com